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Alexei Sebastian Cifrese
From imperial space villains to Scottish sorcerers; socially anxious daffodils to existential pro-wrestlers; vampire nutritionists to Polish demons -- this versatile, Seattle / LA - based actor of the stage and mic has got a character and a dialect ready for any occasion.
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Feel free to send him an email at:
alexeisebastiancifrese@the-a-haus.com
You can also text (or call, if you must) at:
(509) 993-5373
Or, for those of you who want to see the goods first:
Anya Knees
Putting the "B" in "Subtlety," this queen is best known for her off-the-wall, narrative-driven burlesque shows: Ah, Yes, The Two Genders, This Will Probably Not Suck, and most recently, Nakedback: The Burlesque Tribute to Canada's Greatest Band: Nickelback.
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She and Butch Alice co-wrote the decide-your-personal-disaster plays O Succulent! (Cafe Nordo, 2019) and The Vampires of the Neverwood (Annex Theatre 2021).
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A proud member of Seattle's premier literary burlesque theatre company, Noveltease Theatre, she has also collaborated with co-artistic director Fosse Jack to write Sleeping Beauty and the Bear Prince (Noveltease Theatre, 2024). The show was nominated for two Gregory Awards: Outstanding Ensemble and Outstanding Production.​
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She credits the musical Les Misérables for having turned her gay as a child.
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For booking or general inquiries, send her an email at:
Or, for the decision - challenged Bisexuals among you: