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Alexei Sebastian Cifrese
From imperial space villains to Scottish sorcerers; socially anxious daffodils to existential pro-wrestlers; vampire nutritionists to Polish demons - this versatile actor of the stage and mic has got a character and a dialect ready for any occasion.
His home recording studio is a luxurious apartment closet, featuring a Sennheiser 416 microphone, a Solid State Logic 2 audio interface, and fitted with the finest moving blankets Home Depot had to offer.
Or, for those of you who know what you want in life:
Anya Knees
Putting the "B" in "Subtlety" since 2017, this queen is best known for her shows Ah, Yes, The Two Genders, This Will Probably Not Suck, and most recently, her solo show: The Phantom of the Opera but Every Character Sings a Different Language and also I Play All the Parts.
Notable acts include a Torn Sheet of Notebook Paper, a Hawaiian Pizza, and Pyramid Head from Silent Hill 2.
She and Butch Alice co-wrote the decide-your-personal-disaster plays O Succulent! and The Vampires of the Neverwood.
Or, for the decision - challenged Bisexuals among you: