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Alexei Sebastian Cifrese

From imperial space villains to Scottish sorcerers; socially anxious daffodils to existential pro-wrestlers; vampire nutritionists to Polish demons - this versatile actor of the stage and mic has got a character and a dialect ready for any occasion.

 

His home recording studio is a luxurious apartment closet, featuring a Sennheiser 416 microphone, a Solid State Logic 2 audio interface, and fitted with the finest moving blankets Home Depot had to offer.  

Or, for those of you who know what you want in life:

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Anya Knees

Putting the "B" in "Subtlety," this queen is best known for her off-the-wall burlesque shows: Ah, Yes, The Two Genders, This Will Probably Not Suck, and most recently, Nakedback: The Burlesque Tribute to  Canada's Greatest Band: Nickelback. 

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She and Butch Alice co-wrote the decide-your-personal-disaster plays O Succulent! (Cafe Nordo, 2019) and The Vampires of the Neverwood (Annex Theatre 2021)

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She also collaborated with Fosse Jack to co-write the literary burlesque play, Sleeping Beauty and the Bear Prince (Noveltease Theatre, 2024). The show was nominated for two Gregory Awards: Outstanding Ensemble and Outstanding Production.​

Or, for the decision - challenged Bisexuals among you:

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